what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
