its not stalking. its research.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
