it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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