Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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