You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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