I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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