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• (203): View more from Connecticut

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• (408): View more from California

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  i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.

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• (914): View more from New York

  does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My penis has like 3 people bidding on it

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.

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