I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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