Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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