I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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