She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize