actually, I'm a sock model
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Holy shit dude........stairs
My feet surprised me
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