Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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