so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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