I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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