i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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