with your own penis?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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