Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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