Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Randomize
