I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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