i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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