Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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