Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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