I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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