So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
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this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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