Can Purell be used as lube?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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