come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Randomize
