$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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