You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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