u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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