Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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