I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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