Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
