look no pants
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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