my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
this will be a night to untag.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Oh god it's open bar.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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