at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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