Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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