Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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