Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I cut my penus on the lid.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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