Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
