then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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