he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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