i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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