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(914): View more from New York

im gay

(203): View more from Connecticut

i know

(914): View more from New York

yea but for you.

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(702): View more from Nevada

i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.

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(406): View more from Montana

we convinced you the moon was a planet...again

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.

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(845): View more from New York

You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay

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