she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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