I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Crop dusting thru forever 21
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
