We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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