Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Who died my cat blue again?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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