so explain again why im purple
no
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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