My nipple is on Facebook.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
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It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
birth control should be required to get into college
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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