Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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