idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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