i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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