i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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