i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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