did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I just want nice things and good sex
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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