I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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